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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

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Because they make up everything.

by JokeMaster3000
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Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78.
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That's got to be a record.
by r/dadjokes
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A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church and said...
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whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't have mass without me
by r/dadjokes
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta.
by PunKing