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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

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Because they make up everything.

by JokeMaster3000
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I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Denmark first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better
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There had been a lot of red flags
by r/dadjokes
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Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78.
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That's got to be a record.
by r/dadjokes
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How do you think the unthinkable?
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You thteer into an ithberg.
by JokesterBay