Why don't scientists trust atoms?… — JokesterBay

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

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Because they make up everything.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

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They'd crack each other up.

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I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Denmark first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better

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There had been a lot of red flags

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

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I lost my case.