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Why does Norway's Navy have barcodes on their boats?

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So when they come back to port they can Scan-da-Navy-in.

by JokesterBay
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta.
by PunKing
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A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church and said...
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whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't have mass without me
by r/dadjokes
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My son came up with this one: What is a zombie's favorite drink?
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humani-tea
by r/dadjokes