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Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78.

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That's got to be a record.

by r/dadjokes
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A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church and said...
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whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't have mass without me
by r/dadjokes
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Because they make up everything.
by JokeMaster3000
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Why does Norway's Navy have barcodes on their boats?
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So when they come back to port they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
by JokesterBay