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Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78.

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That's got to be a record.

by r/dadjokes
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A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church and said...
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whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't have mass without me
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My son came up with this one: What is a zombie's favorite drink?
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humani-tea
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A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him?
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The Bartender
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