Vampires aren't real.… — JokesterBay

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Vampires aren't real.

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Unless you Count Dracula.

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I just ate a dictionary.

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Now I have thesaurus throat.

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Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78.

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That's got to be a record.

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I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Denmark first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better

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There had been a lot of red flags