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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

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Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.

by JokesterBay
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What's worse than ants in your pants?
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Uncles.
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A priest checks into a hotel and says 'I hope the porn is disabled.'
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The hotel worker replies: No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck.
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What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
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They both choke on plastic.
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