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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

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Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.

by JokesterBay
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Guy tried to sell me a coffin last week.
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That's the last thing I need.
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What's worse than ants in your pants?
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Uncles.
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What's the worst thing about going down on your grandma?
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Banging your head on the coffin.
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