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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

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Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.

by JokesterBay
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What do a priest and a silver medal winner have in common?
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They both came in a little behind.
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The guy who invented the throat lozenge died.
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He was cremated. No coffin.
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What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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Icy dead people.
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