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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

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Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.

by JokesterBay
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On his way to the bar a man frees a woman tied to railroad tracks. They end up having sex for hours. He tells his friend, who asks 'did you get head?' The man replies...
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'No, I couldn't find it.'
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What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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Icy dead people.
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Why did the music teacher get arrested?
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He was caught fingering a minor.
by JokesterBay