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A guy goes in for a colonoscopy. As the doctor's about to put him under he says 'OK Jeffrey, don't get an erection this time.' The patient says 'my name isn't Jeffrey.' The doctor says...
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'Yeah, but mine is.'
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
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Wiped his ass.
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A priest checks into a hotel and says 'I hope the porn is disabled.'
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The hotel worker replies: No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck.
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What's the worst thing about going down on your grandma?
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Banging your head on the coffin.
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
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His wife is dead.
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Why did the music teacher get arrested?
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He was caught fingering a minor.
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What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
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A zit waits until you're 11 to come on your face.
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What's worse than ants in your pants?
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Uncles.
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On his way to the bar a man frees a woman tied to railroad tracks. They end up having sex for hours. He tells his friend, who asks 'did you get head?' The man replies...
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'No, I couldn't find it.'
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What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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Icy dead people.
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The guy who invented the throat lozenge died.
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He was cremated. No coffin.
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My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'
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Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume.
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What do a priest and a silver medal winner have in common?
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They both came in a little behind.
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Guy tried to sell me a coffin last week.
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That's the last thing I need.
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What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
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They both choke on plastic.
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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
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Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.
by JokesterBay