🔞

Adults Only

This joke contains mature content. You must be 18 or older to continue.

← 🔞 Adult
🔞 Adult

Why does Santa Claus have a big sack?

Punchline — tap to reveal

Because he only comes once a year.

by JokesterBay
More 🔞 Adult
More 🔞 Adult See all →
🔞 Adult
What do you call a pickpocket vs. a peeping tom?
Punchline — tap to reveal
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
by JokesterBay
🔞 Adult
Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head?
Punchline — tap to reveal
Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious.
by JokesterBay
🔞 Adult
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
Punchline — tap to reveal
A sunken chest with no booty!
by JokesterBay