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'Wow, how does a bug fly with a cock that big?'
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The bottom — he already had his shit packed.
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The swallow.
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Because he only comes once a year.
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Pretty nuts.
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They both feel good until you look down and realize you're gay.
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Where you put the cucumber.
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One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
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Because Ken comes in another box.
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'No, but I've been swung around by the tits a few times.'
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When you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate.
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They're always looking for a tight seal.
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Your mom can't take a joke.
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Last time I fall asleep in the park with my mouth open.
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If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts.
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Two girls scissoring with the runs.
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A sunken chest with no booty!