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The guy who invented the throat lozenge died.

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He was cremated. No coffin.

by JokesterBay
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On his way to the bar a man frees a woman tied to railroad tracks. They end up having sex for hours. He tells his friend, who asks 'did you get head?' The man replies...
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'No, I couldn't find it.'
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My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'
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Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume.
by WorkplaceHero
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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
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Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.
by JokesterBay