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Why does wearing Crocs feel like getting a guy to suck your dick?

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They both feel good until you look down and realize you're gay.

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My dick is only 5 inches but it smells like a foot.
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If the stork brings the babies, what bird takes them away?
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The swallow.
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I'm at the store when a guy walks in and pulls down his pants to show everyone he has glitter on his balls. Not his dick — just his balls.
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Pretty nuts.
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