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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

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I lost my case.

by LegalLaughs
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I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Denmark first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better
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There had been a lot of red flags
by r/dadjokes
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A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church and said...
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whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't have mass without me
by r/dadjokes
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I just ate a dictionary.
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Now I have thesaurus throat.
by JokesterBay