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A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church and said...

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whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't have mass without me

by r/dadjokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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They'd crack each other up.
by EggHead
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Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?
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It was about a weak back.
by JokesterBay
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Did you hear about the air freshener that uses mind control?
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It makes scents if you think about it.
by JokesterBay