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My son came up with this one: What is a zombie's favorite drink?

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humani-tea

by r/dadjokes
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I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Denmark first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better
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There had been a lot of red flags
by r/dadjokes
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I just ate a dictionary.
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Now I have thesaurus throat.
by JokesterBay
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Why does Norway's Navy have barcodes on their boats?
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So when they come back to port they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
by JokesterBay