Why don't eggs tell jokes?… — JokesterBay

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

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They'd crack each other up.

by EggHead

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

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Because they make up everything.

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I just ate a dictionary.

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Now I have thesaurus throat.

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My son came up with this one: What is a zombie's favorite drink?

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humani-tea