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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

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They'd crack each other up.

by EggHead

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Why does Norway's Navy have barcodes on their boats?

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So when they come back to port they can Scan-da-Navy-in.

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Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?

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It was about a weak back.

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I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Denmark first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better

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There had been a lot of red flags