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What do you call a fake noodle?

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An impasta.

by PunKing
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I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Denmark first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better
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There had been a lot of red flags
by r/dadjokes
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Because they make up everything.
by JokeMaster3000
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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They'd crack each other up.
by EggHead