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What do you call a fake noodle?

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An impasta.

by PunKing
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Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78.
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That's got to be a record.
by r/dadjokes
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
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I lost my case.
by LegalLaughs
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I just ate a dictionary.
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Now I have thesaurus throat.
by JokesterBay