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by r/dadjokes
As soon as I walked in the door, my wife said "You need to do more chores around the house"
"I'm tired" I said. "Can we please change the subject?"
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"Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you."
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Cain - He wasn't Abel.
King David - Heaven and Earth couldn't move him.
King Solomon - He sat on the throne for 40 years.
Moses - He took two tablets and went up on the mountain.
And Noah - He spent 40 days and 40 nights in the Ark, and passed nothing but water.
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She looked surprised.
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Because love is in the air. Fishes are in the water.