Dad Jokes
by r/dadjokes
9 year old "Hey Dad, I have a pun for you"
"Ooh what is it"?
9 year old "It's like a joke, where you play with words".
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I JUST GOT LESLIE NIELSENED BY MY OWN CHILD.
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Cain - He wasn't Abel.
King David - Heaven and Earth couldn't move him.
King Solomon - He sat on the throne for 40 years.
Moses - He took two tablets and went up on the mountain.
And Noah - He spent 40 days and 40 nights in the Ark, and passed nothing but water.
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Great food, no atmosphere.