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9 year old "Hey Dad, I have a pun for you"
"Ooh what is it"?

9 year old "It's like a joke, where you play with words".

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I JUST GOT LESLIE NIELSENED BY MY OWN CHILD.

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An elderly Jewish man is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: "Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?" And Sarah says, "Yes, I am here." He then says: "Are my children -- my wonderful children -- are they here with me?" And they reply, "Yes father, we are here with you to see you breathe your last." And he says: "And my beautiful grandchildren ... are they here with me as well?" And they too tell him that they are here. The old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and says:
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"If everybody is here ... why is the light on in the kitchen?"
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How does a polygamist hippy count all his wives?
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One Mrs. Hippy, two Mrs. Hippy...
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I was having a few drinks at the bar when all of a sudden the bartender yelled does anybody know CPR?
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When I said I know the whole alphabet a bunch of people laughed. except for this one guy of course.
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