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9 year old "Hey Dad, I have a pun for you"
"Ooh what is it"?

9 year old "It's like a joke, where you play with words".

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I JUST GOT LESLIE NIELSENED BY MY OWN CHILD.

by r/dadjokes
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As soon as I walked in the door, my wife said "You need to do more chores around the house" "I'm tired" I said. "Can we please change the subject?"
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"Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you."
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