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I woke up to a blow job today.

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Last time I fall asleep in the park with my mouth open.

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What's better than roses on a piano?
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Tulips on my organ.
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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
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A sunken chest with no booty!
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A family driving behind a garbage truck sees a huge dildo fly out and hit the windshield. The dad says 'oh, that was just a bug.' The daughter replies...
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'Wow, how does a bug fly with a cock that big?'
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