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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

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A sunken chest with no booty!

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Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
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Because Ken comes in another box.
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What do you call a pickpocket vs. a peeping tom?
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One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
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Why does Santa Claus have a big sack?
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Because he only comes once a year.
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