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What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

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Where you put the cucumber.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other?
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If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts.
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A family driving behind a garbage truck sees a huge dildo fly out and hit the windshield. The dad says 'oh, that was just a bug.' The daughter replies...
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'Wow, how does a bug fly with a cock that big?'
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A drunken sailor gives a hooker $100, and they proceed to a back bedroom. After a few minutes, the sailor asks, "How'm I doin'?" "About three knots," says the hooker."Three knots?" asks the sailor. "Whaddya mean?"And the hooker says...
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"You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."
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