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What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

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Where you put the cucumber.

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What do gay men and bungee jumpers have in common?
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If the rubber breaks, they're both in deep shit.
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A woman walks into a car dealership to browse around. Not really planning to buy anything. In the showroom, she sees a beautiful convertible with a leather interior. She reaches down to touch the seat and accidentally and lets a fart go. To her terror, she looks up and sees a salesman was just heading her way. Hoping the salesman didn't hear her, she plays it cool and says, "Excuse me, how much is this car. I'm thinking of purchasing it for my husband." The salesman says...
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"Lady, if you farted from touching the leather, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."
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I woke up to a blow job today.
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Last time I fall asleep in the park with my mouth open.
by JokesterBay