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What's better than roses on a piano?

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Tulips on my organ.

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I woke up to a blow job today.
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Last time I fall asleep in the park with my mouth open.
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I'm at the store when a guy walks in and pulls down his pants to show everyone he has glitter on his balls. Not his dick — just his balls.
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Pretty nuts.
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What's worse than two girls running with scissors?
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Two girls scissoring with the runs.
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