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I just ate a dictionary.

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Now I have thesaurus throat.

by JokesterBay
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A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church and said...
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whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't have mass without me
by r/dadjokes
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Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?
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It was about a weak back.
by JokesterBay
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Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78.
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That's got to be a record.
by r/dadjokes