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I just ate a dictionary.

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Now I have thesaurus throat.

by JokesterBay
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A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him?
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The Bartender
by r/dadjokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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They'd crack each other up.
by EggHead
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I dated this stunning girl once. She was a communist, originally from from China, but I met her while working in Switzerland. We lived in Denmark first then moved to Turkey and went on holiday in Canada. Then she cheated on me. I was devastated, but I really should have known better
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There had been a lot of red flags
by r/dadjokes