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I just ate a dictionary.

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Now I have thesaurus throat.

by JokesterBay
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
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I lost my case.
by LegalLaughs
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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They'd crack each other up.
by EggHead
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta.
by PunKing