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I just ate a dictionary.

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Now I have thesaurus throat.

by JokesterBay
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Vampires aren't real.
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Unless you Count Dracula.
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A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church and said...
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whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't have mass without me
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How do you think the unthinkable?
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You thteer into an ithberg.
by JokesterBay