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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

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Wiped his ass.

by JokesterBay
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On his way to the bar a man frees a woman tied to railroad tracks. They end up having sex for hours. He tells his friend, who asks 'did you get head?' The man replies...
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'No, I couldn't find it.'
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A guy goes in for a colonoscopy. As the doctor's about to put him under he says 'OK Jeffrey, don't get an erection this time.' The patient says 'my name isn't Jeffrey.' The doctor says...
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'Yeah, but mine is.'
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What's worse than ants in your pants?
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Uncles.
by JokesterBay