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If you see a Spanish person, tell them 'mucho.'

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It means a lot to them.

by JokesterBay
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An American lawyer and his Czech brother-in-law are on a hunting vacation in Canada. As they exit their tent, they run into a male and female bear in the middle of an intimate moment. Enraged at the interruption, the male bear roars, rears up, and with a sudden pounce, swallows the lawyer's brother-in-law whole! The American runs for help, calling out for their Canadian ranger guide, who shows up with his hunting rifle. The American points at the male bear and says "Quick! Shoot him, but be careful, my brother-in-law's inside his belly!" The ranger levels his hunting rifle, takes aim, and shoots the female bear dead! Startled by the shot, the male bear runs off. The American falls to his knees, looking at the Canadian and asking "Why did you shoot the wrong bear?" The ranger scoffs and says...
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"Did you really expect me to believe a lawyer who tells me the Czech is in the male?"
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My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel…
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But can't figure out why My dates are always upset when I tell them I'm a bus driver!?
by r/dadjokes
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What's the difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?
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They don’t like the Flintstones in Dubai but in Abu Dhabi they Abu Dhabi do!
by JokesterBay