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If you see a Spanish person, tell them 'mucho.'

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It means a lot to them.

by JokesterBay
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A woman, upset that her husband came home late from golf again, decided to teach him a lesson. She left a note on the dresser that read: "I've had enough. I'm leaving you. Don't try to find me." Then she hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon, her husband came home. She heard him moving around, then he entered the bedroom, picked up the note, and read it. After a moment, he scribbled something on the paper and made a phone call. "She's finally gone. Yep, it's about time. I'm on my way now," he said happily. He grabbed his keys and left. Furious, the woman crawled out from under the bed, grabbed the note, and read what he had written:
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"I can see your feet. We're out of bread. Be back in five minutes."
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An American lawyer and his Czech brother-in-law are on a hunting vacation in Canada. As they exit their tent, they run into a male and female bear in the middle of an intimate moment. Enraged at the interruption, the male bear roars, rears up, and with a sudden pounce, swallows the lawyer's brother-in-law whole! The American runs for help, calling out for their Canadian ranger guide, who shows up with his hunting rifle. The American points at the male bear and says "Quick! Shoot him, but be careful, my brother-in-law's inside his belly!" The ranger levels his hunting rifle, takes aim, and shoots the female bear dead! Startled by the shot, the male bear runs off. The American falls to his knees, looking at the Canadian and asking "Why did you shoot the wrong bear?" The ranger scoffs and says...
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"Did you really expect me to believe a lawyer who tells me the Czech is in the male?"
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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
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Denim. Denim. Denim.
by JokesterBay