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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

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Denim. Denim. Denim.

by JokesterBay
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What's the difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?
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They don’t like the Flintstones in Dubai but in Abu Dhabi they Abu Dhabi do!
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A woman, upset that her husband came home late from golf again, decided to teach him a lesson. She left a note on the dresser that read: "I've had enough. I'm leaving you. Don't try to find me." Then she hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon, her husband came home. She heard him moving around, then he entered the bedroom, picked up the note, and read it. After a moment, he scribbled something on the paper and made a phone call. "She's finally gone. Yep, it's about time. I'm on my way now," he said happily. He grabbed his keys and left. Furious, the woman crawled out from under the bed, grabbed the note, and read what he had written:
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"I can see your feet. We're out of bread. Be back in five minutes."
by r/jokes
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My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel…
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But can't figure out why My dates are always upset when I tell them I'm a bus driver!?
by r/dadjokes