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What do you call a pickpocket vs. a peeping tom?

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One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

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How do you say 'pussy' backward?
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Yssssup.
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Why does Santa Claus have a big sack?
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Because he only comes once a year.
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2 gay guys are going at it when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out first, the top or the bottom?
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The bottom — he already had his shit packed.
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