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What do you call a pickpocket vs. a peeping tom?

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One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

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A family driving behind a garbage truck sees a huge dildo fly out and hit the windshield. The dad says 'oh, that was just a bug.' The daughter replies...
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'Wow, how does a bug fly with a cock that big?'
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My dick is only 5 inches but it smells like a foot.
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2 gay guys are going at it when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out first, the top or the bottom?
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The bottom — he already had his shit packed.
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