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What do you call a pickpocket vs. a peeping tom?

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One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

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What's worse than two girls running with scissors?
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Two girls scissoring with the runs.
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Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head?
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Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious.
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What does a deaf gynecologist do?
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Read lips.
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