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A drunken sailor gives a hooker $100, and they proceed to a back bedroom. After a few minutes, the sailor asks, "How'm I doin'?" "About three knots," says the hooker."Three knots?" asks the sailor. "Whaddya mean?"And the hooker says...

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"You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."

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Yssssup.
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Because Ken comes in another box.
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Pretty nuts.