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What do walruses like about Tupperware parties?

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They're always looking for a tight seal.

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2 prostitutes are in jail together. One says, 'You ever get picked up by the fuzz?' The other says...
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'No, but I've been swung around by the tits a few times.'
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
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A rip off.
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What do you call a pickpocket vs. a peeping tom?
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One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
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