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A guy goes in for a colonoscopy. As the doctor's about to put him under he says 'OK Jeffrey, don't get an erection this time.' The patient says 'my name isn't Jeffrey.' The doctor says...

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'Yeah, but mine is.'

by JokesterBay
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