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A guy goes in for a colonoscopy. As the doctor's about to put him under he says 'OK Jeffrey, don't get an erection this time.' The patient says 'my name isn't Jeffrey.' The doctor says...

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'Yeah, but mine is.'

by JokesterBay
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My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'
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Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume.
by WorkplaceHero
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On his way to the bar a man frees a woman tied to railroad tracks. They end up having sex for hours. He tells his friend, who asks 'did you get head?' The man replies...
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'No, I couldn't find it.'
by JokesterBay
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
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His wife is dead.
by JokesterBay