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What do a priest and a silver medal winner have in common?

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They both came in a little behind.

by JokesterBay
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What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
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They both choke on plastic.
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When my grandfather turned 65 he started walking 5 miles a day..
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He's 90 now and we have no idea where he is.
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
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Wiped his ass.
by JokesterBay