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What do a priest and a silver medal winner have in common?

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They both came in a little behind.

by JokesterBay
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What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
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A zit waits until you're 11 to come on your face.
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My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'
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Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume.
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What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
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They both choke on plastic.
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