A woman walks into a car dealership to browse around. Not really planning to buy anything. In the showroom, she sees a beautiful convertible with a leather interior. She reaches down to touch the seat and accidentally and lets a fart go. To her terror, she looks up and sees a salesman was just heading her way. Hoping the salesman didn't hear her, she plays it cool and says, "Excuse me, how much is this car. I'm thinking of purchasing it for my husband." The salesman says...