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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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She looked surprised.

by BrowsHaveIt
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
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Anna one, Anna two!
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Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
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Because they're Inca hoots.
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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.
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When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
by r/dadjokes