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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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She looked surprised.

by BrowsHaveIt
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I wanted to take my family on vacation. There was a sign that said 'Disneyland Left.'
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So we turned around and went home.
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Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
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Because they're Inca hoots.
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "You know, we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper answers...
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"You got a drink named Steve?"
by r/dadjokes