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Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.

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Because they're Inca hoots.

by r/dadjokes
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A guy poured a gallon of milk on my head.
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How dairy!
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My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks. "That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look.
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"Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.
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As soon as I walked in the door, my wife said "You need to do more chores around the house" "I'm tired" I said. "Can we please change the subject?"
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"Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you."
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