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I wanted to take my family on vacation. There was a sign that said 'Disneyland Left.'

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So we turned around and went home.

by JokesterBay
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
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She looked surprised.
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "You know, we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper answers...
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"You got a drink named Steve?"
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9 year old "Hey Dad, I have a pun for you" "Ooh what is it"? 9 year old "It's like a joke, where you play with words".
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I JUST GOT LESLIE NIELSENED BY MY OWN CHILD.
by r/dadjokes