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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.

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When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.

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My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks. "That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look.
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"Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.
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I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 is.
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He said nothing.
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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
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