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How does a polygamist hippy count all his wives?

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One Mrs. Hippy, two Mrs. Hippy...

by r/dadjokes
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
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She looked surprised.
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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
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What do you call an explosive monkey?
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A baboom.
by JokesterBay