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How does a polygamist hippy count all his wives?

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One Mrs. Hippy, two Mrs. Hippy...

by r/dadjokes
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I was having a few drinks at the bar when all of a sudden the bartender yelled does anybody know CPR?
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When I said I know the whole alphabet a bunch of people laughed. except for this one guy of course.
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I wanted to take my family on vacation. There was a sign that said 'Disneyland Left.'
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So we turned around and went home.
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As soon as I walked in the door, my wife said "You need to do more chores around the house" "I'm tired" I said. "Can we please change the subject?"
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"Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you."
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