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How does a polygamist hippy count all his wives?

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One Mrs. Hippy, two Mrs. Hippy...

by r/dadjokes
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Great food, no atmosphere.
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Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
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Because they're Inca hoots.
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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.
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When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
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