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I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 is.

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He said nothing.

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9 year old "Hey Dad, I have a pun for you" "Ooh what is it"? 9 year old "It's like a joke, where you play with words".
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I JUST GOT LESLIE NIELSENED BY MY OWN CHILD.
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Why can't fishes find love?
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Because love is in the air. Fishes are in the water.
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Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
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Because they're Inca hoots.
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