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I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 is.

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He said nothing.

by PapaJokes
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Somebody born in '33 was 45 in '78
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Must be some sort of record
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I wanted to take my family on vacation. There was a sign that said 'Disneyland Left.'
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So we turned around and went home.
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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
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