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I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 is.

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He said nothing.

by PapaJokes
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If New York is the city that never sleeps, what is the city that never wakes up?
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Ta-coma
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What do you call an explosive monkey?
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A baboom.
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As soon as I walked in the door, my wife said "You need to do more chores around the house" "I'm tired" I said. "Can we please change the subject?"
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"Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you."
by r/dadjokes