Dark Humor
by r/dadjokes
When my grandfather turned 65 he started walking 5 miles a day..
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He's 90 now and we have no idea where he is.
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Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume.
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A zit waits until you're 11 to come on your face.