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When my grandfather turned 65 he started walking 5 miles a day..

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He's 90 now and we have no idea where he is.

by r/dadjokes
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Uncles.
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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
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Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.
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The guy who invented the throat lozenge died.
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He was cremated. No coffin.
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