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When my grandfather turned 65 he started walking 5 miles a day..

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He's 90 now and we have no idea where he is.

by r/dadjokes
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My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'
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Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume.
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Why did the music teacher get arrested?
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He was caught fingering a minor.
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On his way to the bar a man frees a woman tied to railroad tracks. They end up having sex for hours. He tells his friend, who asks 'did you get head?' The man replies...
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'No, I couldn't find it.'
by JokesterBay