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My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'

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Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume.

by WorkplaceHero
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A priest checks into a hotel and says 'I hope the porn is disabled.'
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The hotel worker replies: No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck.
by JokesterBay
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On his way to the bar a man frees a woman tied to railroad tracks. They end up having sex for hours. He tells his friend, who asks 'did you get head?' The man replies...
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'No, I couldn't find it.'
by JokesterBay
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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
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Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.
by JokesterBay