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What's the difference between a priest and a zit?

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A zit waits until you're 11 to come on your face.

by JokesterBay
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What's worse than ants in your pants?
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Uncles.
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On his way to the bar a man frees a woman tied to railroad tracks. They end up having sex for hours. He tells his friend, who asks 'did you get head?' The man replies...
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'No, I couldn't find it.'
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
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His wife is dead.
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