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What's worse than two girls running with scissors?

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Two girls scissoring with the runs.

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What's better than roses on a piano?
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Tulips on my organ.
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What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
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Beef strokin' off!
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If the stork brings the babies, what bird takes them away?
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The swallow.
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