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Guy tried to sell me a coffin last week.

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That's the last thing I need.

by JokesterBay
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When my grandfather turned 65 he started walking 5 miles a day..
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He's 90 now and we have no idea where he is.
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What's worse than ants in your pants?
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Uncles.
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What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
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A zit waits until you're 11 to come on your face.
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