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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

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Anna one, Anna two!

by JokesterBay
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I was having a few drinks at the bar when all of a sudden the bartender yelled does anybody know CPR?
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When I said I know the whole alphabet a bunch of people laughed. except for this one guy of course.
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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.
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When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Great food, no atmosphere.
by JokesterBay