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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

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Anna one, Anna two!

by JokesterBay
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How does a polygamist hippy count all his wives?
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One Mrs. Hippy, two Mrs. Hippy...
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "You know, we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper answers...
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"You got a drink named Steve?"
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
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She looked surprised.
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