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Somebody born in '33 was 45 in '78

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Must be some sort of record

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My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks. "That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look.
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"Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.
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I'm on a seafood diet.
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I see food and I eat it.
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "You know, we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper answers...
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"You got a drink named Steve?"
by r/dadjokes