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Somebody born in '33 was 45 in '78

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Must be some sort of record

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My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks. "That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look.

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"Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.

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What do you call an explosive monkey?

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A baboom.

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How does a polygamist hippy count all his wives?

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One Mrs. Hippy, two Mrs. Hippy...