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Somebody born in '33 was 45 in '78

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Must be some sort of record

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If New York is the city that never sleeps, what is the city that never wakes up?
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Ta-coma
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "You know, we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper answers...
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"You got a drink named Steve?"
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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.
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When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
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