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Somebody born in '33 was 45 in '78

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Must be some sort of record

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I was having a few drinks at the bar when all of a sudden the bartender yelled does anybody know CPR?
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When I said I know the whole alphabet a bunch of people laughed. except for this one guy of course.
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A guy poured a gallon of milk on my head.
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How dairy!
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
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Anna one, Anna two!
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