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If New York is the city that never sleeps, what is the city that never wakes up?

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Ta-coma

by r/dadjokes
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My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks. "That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look.
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"Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.
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How does a polygamist hippy count all his wives?
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One Mrs. Hippy, two Mrs. Hippy...
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A guy poured a gallon of milk on my head.
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How dairy!
by JokesterBay