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If New York is the city that never sleeps, what is the city that never wakes up?

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Ta-coma

by r/dadjokes
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why can't fishes find love?
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Because love is in the air. Fishes are in the water.
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My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks. "That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look.
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"Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.
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