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What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

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They both choke on plastic.

by JokesterBay
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What's the worst thing about going down on your grandma?
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Banging your head on the coffin.
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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
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Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.
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The guy who invented the throat lozenge died.
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He was cremated. No coffin.
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