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What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

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They both choke on plastic.

by JokesterBay
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My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'
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Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume.
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The guy who invented the throat lozenge died.
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He was cremated. No coffin.
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Why did the music teacher get arrested?
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He was caught fingering a minor.
by JokesterBay