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What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

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They both choke on plastic.

by JokesterBay
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When my grandfather turned 65 he started walking 5 miles a day..
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He's 90 now and we have no idea where he is.
by r/dadjokes
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My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'
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Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing a Batman costume.
by WorkplaceHero
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What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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Icy dead people.
by JokesterBay