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What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

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They both choke on plastic.

by JokesterBay
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A guy goes in for a colonoscopy. As the doctor's about to put him under he says 'OK Jeffrey, don't get an erection this time.' The patient says 'my name isn't Jeffrey.' The doctor says...
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'Yeah, but mine is.'
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What do a priest and a silver medal winner have in common?
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They both came in a little behind.
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A priest checks into a hotel and says 'I hope the porn is disabled.'
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The hotel worker replies: No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck.
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