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What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

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They both choke on plastic.

by JokesterBay
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What's worse than ants in your pants?
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Uncles.
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What do a priest and a silver medal winner have in common?
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They both came in a little behind.
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On his way to the bar a man frees a woman tied to railroad tracks. They end up having sex for hours. He tells his friend, who asks 'did you get head?' The man replies...
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'No, I couldn't find it.'
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