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Who were the five most constipated men in the Bible?

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Cain - He wasn't Abel. King David - Heaven and Earth couldn't move him. King Solomon - He sat on the throne for 40 years. Moses - He took two tablets and went up on the mountain. And Noah - He spent 40 days and 40 nights in the Ark, and passed nothing but water.

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