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I'm on a seafood diet.

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I see food and I eat it.

by DadOfTheYear
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Great food, no atmosphere.
by JokesterBay
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I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 is.
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He said nothing.
by PapaJokes
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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.
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When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
by r/dadjokes