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I'm on a seafood diet.

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I see food and I eat it.

by DadOfTheYear
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
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Anna one, Anna two!
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If New York is the city that never sleeps, what is the city that never wakes up?
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Ta-coma
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I wanted to take my family on vacation. There was a sign that said 'Disneyland Left.'
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So we turned around and went home.
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