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I'm on a seafood diet.

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I see food and I eat it.

by DadOfTheYear
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?
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Because it was soda pressing.
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If men have "man caves", what do women have?
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Ma'am caves
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Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
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Because they're Inca hoots.
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