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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?

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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood

by r/dadjokes
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I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 is.
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He said nothing.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Great food, no atmosphere.
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If New York is the city that never sleeps, what is the city that never wakes up?
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Ta-coma
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