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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?

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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood

by r/dadjokes
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What's brown and sticky?
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A stick.
by JokesterBay
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As soon as I walked in the door, my wife said "You need to do more chores around the house" "I'm tired" I said. "Can we please change the subject?"
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"Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you."
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If men have "man caves", what do women have?
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Ma'am caves
by r/jokes