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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?

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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood

by r/dadjokes
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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.
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When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
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I wanted to take my family on vacation. There was a sign that said 'Disneyland Left.'
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So we turned around and went home.
by JokesterBay
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Great food, no atmosphere.
by JokesterBay