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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
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Cain - He wasn't Abel.
King David - Heaven and Earth couldn't move him.
King Solomon - He sat on the throne for 40 years.
Moses - He took two tablets and went up on the mountain.
And Noah - He spent 40 days and 40 nights in the Ark, and passed nothing but water.
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Anna one, Anna two!