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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?

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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood

by r/dadjokes
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
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Anna one, Anna two!
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A guy poured a gallon of milk on my head.
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How dairy!
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I wanted to take my family on vacation. There was a sign that said 'Disneyland Left.'
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So we turned around and went home.
by JokesterBay