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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

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Because it was soda pressing.

by JokesterBay
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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "You know, we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper answers...
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"You got a drink named Steve?"
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
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Anna one, Anna two!
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